Santa Claus: Law, Fourth Industrial Revolution, Decolonisation and Covid-19

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Letlhokwa George Mpedi
African Sun Media, Nov 30, 2020 - Law - 201 pages

The origins of Santa Claus, or so I am told, is that the young Bishop Nicholas secretly delivered three bags of gold as dowries for three young girls to their indebted father to save them from a life of prostitution. Armed with immortality, a factory of elves and a fleet of reindeer, his has been a lasting legacy, inextricably linked to Christmas.

Of course, this Christmas looks a little different. Amidst a global pandemic, shimmying down the chimneys of strangers certainly does not adhere to social distancing guidelines. Some borders remain closed, and in some instances, the quarantine period is far too long. After all, he only has 24 hours to spread cheer across the world. As with the rest of us, Santa Claus is likely to get the remote working treatment. The reindeers this year are likely to be self-driving, reminiscent of an Amazon swarm of technology, and the naughty and nice lists are likely to be based on algorithms derived from social media accounts. In the age of the fourth industrial revolution, it is difficult to imagine that letters suffice anymore. How many posts were verified as real before shared? Enough to get you a drone. Fake news? Here is a lump of coal. Will we see elves in personal protective equipment (PPE) and will Santa Claus, high risk because of age and his likely comorbidities from the copious amount of cookies, have to self-isolate in the North Pole? In fact, will there be any toys at all this year? Surely production has been stalled with the restrictions on imports and exports into the North Pole. Perhaps, there is a view to outsourcing, or perhaps, there is a shift towards local production and supply chains.

More importantly, as we have done in many instances in this period, maybe we should pause to reflect on the current structures in place. The sanctification of a figure so clearly dismissive of the Global South and to be critical, quite classist must be called into question. From some of the keenest minds, the contributions in this book make a strong case against this holly jolly man. We traverse important topics such as, is the constitution too lenient with a clear intruder who has conveniently branded himself a Good Samaritan? Allegations of child labour under the guise of elves, blatant animal cruelty, constant surveillance in stark contrast to many democratic ideals and his possible threat to national security come to the fore. Nevertheless, as the song goes, he is aware when you are asleep, and he knows when you are awake. Is feminism a farce to this beloved man – what role does Mrs Claus play and why are there inherent gender norms in his toys? Then is the worry of closed borders and just how accurate his COVID-19 tests are.

Of course, this brings his ethics into question. While there is an agreement that transparency, justice and fairness, nonmaleficence, responsibility, and privacy are the core ethical principles, the meaning of these principles differs, particularly across countries and cultures. Why are we subject to Santa Claus’ notions of good and evil when he is so far removed from our context? As Richard Thaler and Cass Sunstein would tell you, this is fundamentally a nudge from Santa Claus for children to fit into his ideals. A nudge, coined by Thaler, is a choice that predictably changes people’s behaviour without forbidding any options or substantially changing their economic incentives. Even with pinched cheeks and an air of holiday cheer, Santa Claus has to come under scrutiny. In the process of decolonising knowledge and looking at various epistemologies, does Santa still make the cut?

 

Contents

1 General Introduction
3
2 The Weird Wonderful and Often Unholy History of Christmases
12
Above the Law?
23
3 The State v Santa Claus and 4 Others
25
4 Merry Christmas Terms and Conditions Apply
34
Use of Santa Paws in the Western Cape
39
Rudolph the Reindeer in the Kudumane Magistrates Court
45
The Gun or the Fire?
58
Gender Culturally and Politically insensitive Mr Claus
107
An open Letter to Santa Claus
109
Cookies Sweets Gifts and All
117
14 Santa Fyi Black Lives Matter
121
4IR to the Rescue?
127
15 Santas Unlawful Surveillance of People using AI Technologies to Determine Whos Naughty or Nice
129
16 When Data is said to be the New Oil of the Digital Economy it is not Strange to see that Even Santa Claus is benefitting from its value
145
17 Truth Lies Virtual Reality and Storytelling Santa Claus and Teaching
149

Elves of the World Unite
73
8 Four Reasons why Santa is not Employer of the Year
75
9 Why Santa Why?
78
10 Ho Ho Ho Ho Youre Fired Floppy the Elf refers a Dismissal to the CCMA
90
A Human Rights Perspective on Widespread and Systematic AgeBased Discriminatory Practices and Policies by Santa and his Elves
96
Disentangling COVID19 from the Christmas Cheer
164
18 St Nicholas a Performance Guarantee and Covid19
165
19 Elves to the Business Rescue
175
20 Santas Mission to Happiness
179
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